There have been a lot of clues recently pointing in the direction of a possible Half-Life 3 release this March, and obviously everyone is crazed about it. Well, you shouldn't be, as Valve writer Chet Faliszek confirms, "You are being trolled."
"I just want to say this so there is no confusion," says Faliszek. "This is the community trolling the community, nothing more. While it is nice to see people excited about anything HL, I hate seeing people be trolled like this."
There is also no ARG, Faliszek adds, or any official clue that concludes the pending release of the long-awaited sequel in the beloved series. However, conspiracists will say this is Valve performing a cover-up, and that Half-Life 3 is real! Will it ever end?!